Fair Isle Fish

Special Circle in Hell

You know how there’s that circle in hell for people who text back with just “k”? 

Yeah I believe there’s also one for the people who text you just “Hey”.

It’s like WTF do you want? I know you didn’t just text me “Hey” thus dropping the entire responsibility for conversation into my lap. I’m not going to text you back “Hey” because that would make me just as douchy as you. Text me whatever it is you want to say or whatever it is you want, in more than 3 characters, and less than 160 ok? I mean, if you have something REALLY important to say you can use 320, but you get the picture. Do not freaking text me “Hey”. I can guarantee you I’m not going to reply back. New personal policy.